Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
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She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
You realized your blanket was a snuggie, spread your arms, and yelled "tonight I sleep like jesus!"
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
The guy like flippppped out and made me pay $15 for a car wash. I thought I was being extremely courteous by making sure to puke outside the window
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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