I dont know whether to be proud of myself for not driving, or being proud that i was so messed up I couldnt drive
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Somehow I don't trust you in this state to talk to you about a colonoscopy
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
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