We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Edward fifth and chaser hands
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
Fairly certain I cracked a rib. Masturbation is not for the weak. I die now.
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
It's hard not to feel like a terrible person with bruises on your tits.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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