how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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