she was so not down for the gang bang
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
Just woke up wearing a top hat and simpsons boxers. i also found more money in my wallet then what i had before going out, about $1000 more
I need to stop coming to work sober
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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