I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
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What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
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Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I just found out why people like handcuffs.
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