he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
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She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
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I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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