Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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