You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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