the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
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I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
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We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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