But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i just wanna get shit faced and pass out in some random holly bush with a bucket on my head and stockings for shoes.
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
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Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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