make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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