GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Randomize
