did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
Am I the only person in the world that does not give a shit about the avengers?
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