Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
He's texting from midnight mass asking for nude pics. Baby Jesus is spinning in his manger as we speak
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Pants are for mortals
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
When campus security rolled up he stole their car and drove it like 100 feet. Then he walked up and gave back the keys because it was a hyundai.
What the hell kind of sad excuse for a bottom are you
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
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