I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Where are you? I just made a vodka + cranberry & I’m going to drive there & throw it in your face
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I just used 'come play with my balls' as a legitimate booty call attempt. And it worked.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
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