Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Fortunately for myself I'm twice as smart and half as drunk as everyone else. All things considered I'm leaving here three-to-five times richer than when I arrived.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
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