walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I ate vegetarian today, so I deserve a beer.That's my justification.
It's like you're the voice of my soul.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
Just ate an entire BBQ chicken pizza this better go to my tits
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
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