Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
If your relationships aren't working out because she doesn't have a penis THEN maybe you should give dudes another go
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
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