i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
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You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
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