At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
She said she wanted you to slurp her vagina like a spaghetti noodle.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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