dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
last night we watched this really loud chick try and pick up this smoking french guy who's english was sooo bad. she finally pointed at her beer and then her vagine
gross
like you've never done an interperative dance for sex, please
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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