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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  I feel like I'm in dance class right now

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.

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• (571): View more from Virginia

  On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.

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  Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.

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• (360): View more from Washington

  last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.

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• (310): View more from California

  I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  We let him drunkenly pack his own bags without checking them. Yet no one was surprised when the TSA girl pulled a 12 pack out of his carry on.

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce

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• (810): View more from Michigan

  Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.

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  I still maintain we were not that drunk......

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  Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!

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• (616): View more from Michigan

  Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  pray to the hookup gods

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• (727): View more from Florida

  You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.

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