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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia

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• (530): View more from California

  My 16 year old neighbor is throwing a rager cuz her parents are out of town and my brother and I are sitting on the porch listening to A) someone fuck on the trampoline B) a girl bawling about her parents finding out C) someone puking in what we think is the hot tub. And overall we take a shot everytime someone says "bra"

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.

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• (940): View more from Texas

  I also know you puked in your shoe.

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  That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...

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  You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs

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• (847): View more from Illinois

  Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave

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• (707): View more from California

  Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank

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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing

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• (219): View more from Indiana

  The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.

  (928): View more from Arizona

  I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.

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