Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
i need to buy one of the child leashes to wear at mardi gras or else im never making it out alive
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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