Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
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I can't be drunk. Sober yes. Drunk no. Spoonfuls
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
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I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?
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