that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
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Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
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My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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