I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
I want to have your abortion
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
Randomize
