found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
And now I'm drinking leftover wine in the grad lounge because fuck my life
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I feel like a dancer trapped in the body of a math instructor. Love, Mom
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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