im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Drunk me just left a note for sober me apologizing for all the fucking crumbs in our bed
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
please don't ironically join a cult
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