I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
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It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
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He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
National tequila day this year falls on a Monday. I've never been more disappointed in my life.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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