I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
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i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
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Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
Not really how I planned to achieve immortality, but I'll take it.
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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