He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
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dude...i just woke up in ****'s bed!
doesn't he have a girlfriend???
yeah...who do you think woke us up...
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
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Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
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You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
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