literally had 100 drinks last night.
sitting in room practicing taking shots. has my life come to this?
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
I DO have hobbies! I drink. I drink more. I catfish men on Grindr with photos of guys who are less attractive than me. I listen to Lovecraftian podcasts. I'm very well-rounded.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
What do you mean you haven’t had the fantasy of getting anally penetrated by a tentacle monster?
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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