If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
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I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
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i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
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