Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
i robbed the continental breakfast last night
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
just cuz theres a goalie doesnt mean i cant commandeer the goal and become a way better goalie
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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