sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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