Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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