I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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