Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
The night was doomed the minute I started taking shots with an apple as a chaser.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
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If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
THEY'RE. IN. YOUR. BED. THEY RANDOMLY SHOW UP. AND GET IN YOUR BED.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
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I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
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