I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
