i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Yes I have a handle on life. A handle of Svedka.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
How I know we're old. Don knows the owner. The owner said 'How about some shots?' We said no thanks. He looked puzzled and came back later and said 'You know it's on the house?' We said 'Yeah, no thanks.'
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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