i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Princesses don't give blow jobs
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Tbh the only thing I was fully concerned about from the dream was what type of fucked up parallel universe doesn't have Coca-Cola
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
i was so high when i left this morning that rather than make sandwiches i threw bread and peanut butter in my backpack. a whole loaf. and a whole jar
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
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