i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
she called for a booty call so i sent mike as my stunt double
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Can we go one day without you telling me that your dick misses me
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
I'm running late...how do you explain period shits to your boss?
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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