he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
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You gotta start bringing a flask to work so you can get a head start
Possibly a very genius or very terrible idea...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
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