I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
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We are two peas in an std pod
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
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I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
Everyone I slept with in 2016 is getting a Christmas card from me. Because I'm an adult.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
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