for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
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Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
My little brother just suggested we drink the rest of the vodka because it's raining. My job is complete.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
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Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
The fact he has had a girlfriend for 5 years and they are trying to work it out isn’t going to stop me from sleeping with him. He said it himself you can’t cheat on someone you love...
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
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