I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
can't come out tonight. went to the bar again last night and the bartender hugged and thanked me so much for my "generosity." I'm intrigued but terrified to see my credit card bill.
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I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
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No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Was reaching for my vibrator this morning out of my nightstand and strained my neck muscle. I'm getting so old.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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