Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
it's already thursday and i haven't gotten drunk yet...something's not right.
i wanted to tell my neighbors to shut up it was 4am, but listening to her rag on him for his minute man routine was actually entertaining
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wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
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well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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