The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I've seriously contemplated telling him the baby isn't his just so I can meet Maury Povich
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
I'm hiding out in the living room until he falls back asleep. If he catches a whiff of my tits, it's all over. I just need to play it cool. Babies can smell fear
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
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We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
I heard from the downstairs bathroom "WHY CAN'T I WIPE MY ASS IN PEACE!" and a pisscrate of glass bottles breaking
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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