and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
What did he say? I couldn't hear him over the sound of how awesome his beard is.
Maybe there is a secret pocket full of cocaine in that spiderman wallet.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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