smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Drunken horseback riding is the absolute worst decision i've ever made in my life.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
your like the ambassador to my penis.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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