How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
We have started to decorate penises.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
I think I'm done drinking. How did we end up partying at a frat house with my mom...
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
