Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
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If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
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I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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