You're my little dorito
Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
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I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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