Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
woke up in a freezing tub of water at 6 am again. probably should stop the drunk baths
His roommate just snorted a line of Smirnoff off the desk. I could really fit in here.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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