it seems as if every mistake i've ever made in life i've had an errection in one hand and a bud light in the other
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
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My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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