my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
Thank you for holding my vodka while the police let me ride their horse.
i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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