I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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